I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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