We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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