Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Life without a bra equals bliss.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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