U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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