yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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