it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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