So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
im holly from the hills drunk
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Randomize
