She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
