Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize