Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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