I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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