So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she woke up with a sticky ear
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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