So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Even my vagina gasped.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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