Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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