hell yes lets make some ravioli
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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