My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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