"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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