I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Is it penis luge time yet?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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