When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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