I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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