I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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