she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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