Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I AM VODKA MAN
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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