he puts the penis in happiness.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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