fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I could fuck to npr.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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