should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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