pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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