hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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