I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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