5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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