It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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