I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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