That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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