Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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