I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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