Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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