im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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