I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
