Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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