he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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