The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I puked a lego.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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