Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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