is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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