I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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