So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
