drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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