ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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