Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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