"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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