u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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