I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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