Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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