the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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