I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
