Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
