He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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