So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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