I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Your cock deserves a montage
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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