at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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